Ladies and gentlemen of my flist, I would like to introduce you to ff.net author "
constructive criticism".
Mr. or Mrs. constructive criticism created his or her account this afternoon for the sole purpose of leaving me this lovely review:
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This story sucks.
Not even the combined forces of Allah, Buddha, God and Tom Cruise would be able to save it.
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How do I know this account was created just for me? Well, besides it being created today, I'm also automatically blocked from PMing this person. And we've never even spoken-- it's quite flattering, in a way.
I suppose I'm disappointed that whoever it was felt they had to create a new account just to give a negative opinion, but on the other hand-- dude, someone created an account SOLEY to say that
Tom Cruise doesn't have the power to save my smut fic.Damn, that just leaves a big happy grin on my face.
So I used the "review reply" feature (which allows me one review response despite being blocked from the PM system) to inform the new reviewer that "sucks" is not a grammatical way to end a sentence and that it's probably a good thing I'm an atheist.