Duck!Smut.
Aug. 20th, 2003 02:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timepiececlockFanfiction.net has a section for Darkwing Duck fanfiction.
Why does this strike me as really, really, funny?
Oh my god. What if they wrote smut.
Duck!Smut.
::dissolves into a fit of hysteric giggles::
Edit:
...And as his webbed feet gently carressed her inner feathers, she shrieked "Yes, Darkwing! More! More! Do it again Darking Duck! That feather right there! Aaaahhhhhh----I'm going to quack!"
Yeah, sometimes I'm a sick cracker. I admit. And I feel even worse when I look at the grinning picture of Mulder underneath my entry. Like Mulder is smiling at the Duck!Smut. This is all so wrong.
Edit 2: Does this qualify me for the next round of perviest LJer voting? I don't know if I could get more explicit than that without pulling out an encyclopedia and looking up duck biology.
Why does this strike me as really, really, funny?
Oh my god. What if they wrote smut.
Duck!Smut.
::dissolves into a fit of hysteric giggles::
Edit:
...And as his webbed feet gently carressed her inner feathers, she shrieked "Yes, Darkwing! More! More! Do it again Darking Duck! That feather right there! Aaaahhhhhh----I'm going to quack!"
Yeah, sometimes I'm a sick cracker. I admit. And I feel even worse when I look at the grinning picture of Mulder underneath my entry. Like Mulder is smiling at the Duck!Smut. This is all so wrong.
Edit 2: Does this qualify me for the next round of perviest LJer voting? I don't know if I could get more explicit than that without pulling out an encyclopedia and looking up duck biology.
