Duck!Smut.

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Fanfiction.net has a section for Darkwing Duck fanfiction.

Why does this strike me as really, really, funny?

Oh my god. What if they wrote smut.

Duck!Smut.

::dissolves into a fit of hysteric giggles::


Edit:
...And as his webbed feet gently carressed her inner feathers, she shrieked "Yes, Darkwing! More! More! Do it again Darking Duck! That feather right there! Aaaahhhhhh----I'm going to quack!"

Yeah, sometimes I'm a sick cracker. I admit. And I feel even worse when I look at the grinning picture of Mulder underneath my entry. Like Mulder is smiling at the Duck!Smut. This is all so wrong.

Edit 2: Does this qualify me for the next round of perviest LJer voting? I don't know if I could get more explicit than that without pulling out an encyclopedia and looking up duck biology.

Comments

[scarlettfish.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's hilarious! I'm sitting here giggling like an idiot over Duck!Smut. Someone has to write an epic saga of the life and loves of Darkwing Duck.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Did you ever watch it? I used to watch it all the time. It was a staple in my cartoon life. And yet, for the life of me I can't remember a single thing about it now except what Darkwing Duck's costume looked like. Guess it lacked the lasting quality of Fraggle Rock.

[scarlettfish.livejournal.com]

I remember watching it too, but only little bits of it. I remember the theme song, and the costume, and wondering whether it was supposed to be Donald Duck in disguise, but that's about it.

I wonder if there's a big Darkwing Duck fandom? And would have they have big fannish kerfuffles?

Look up.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I probably just started a kerfluffle. Maybe I can get an official memo as the first person on LJ to write DD smut?

and wondering whether it was supposed to be Donald Duck in disguise

I remember wondering about that too, except he had a different voice than Donald, right? Ugh. I dun remember.

Re: Look up.

[scarlettfish.livejournal.com]

I just read your edit, and I don't think I'm going to ever stop laughing.

[onetwomany.livejournal.com]

::dies laughing::

Um...will you think less of me if I admit I am strangely intrigued and somewhat fascinated by the concept of duck!smut?

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't think less of you. It is quite twisted. But now I'm going to forever associate the idea of Darkwing Duck Smut with the Duck's Babble Board and B/A.

are you intrigued yet?

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I edited my post to share proper duck!smut with the world wide web. It's my revenge, because I never got that pony as a child! VENGEANCE! BWAAJAJAJA!





...um... it just occurred to me that if you don't live in the American Southwest (and your bio says other side of the world from me), then the successive amount of 'J' s in that evil laugh probbably look like a type-o. They're not. It's because J is Spanish for the H sound, and it was a joke because everything here has a Spanish influence, and... nevermind. I'm going to bed.

Re: are you intrigued yet?

[onetwomany.livejournal.com]

...And as his webbed feet gently carressed her inner feathers, she shrieked "Yes, Darkwing! More! More! Do it again Darking Duck! That feather right there! Aaaahhhhhh----I'm going to quack!"

Hahahaha.

::picks self off floor::

And as for the 'J' thing, I'll just go with it ;-)

[octopedingenue]

My girls zebeckras and mersades were/are IN Darkwing Duck fandom, and yep, there IS NC-17 fiction and NC-17 art...! :D

[octopedingenue]

Ack, I forgot to put that apparently it's a good-sized fandom; and it's been going since the early nineties, so it's got some staying power.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[lin-lin-lucy.livejournal.com]

*points*

HENTAI

*stops pointing*

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

::blows a raspberry::

[lin-lin-lucy.livejournal.com]

*giggles*