Duck!Smut.

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Fanfiction.net has a section for Darkwing Duck fanfiction.

Why does this strike me as really, really, funny?

Oh my god. What if they wrote smut.

Duck!Smut.

::dissolves into a fit of hysteric giggles::


Edit:
...And as his webbed feet gently carressed her inner feathers, she shrieked "Yes, Darkwing! More! More! Do it again Darking Duck! That feather right there! Aaaahhhhhh----I'm going to quack!"

Yeah, sometimes I'm a sick cracker. I admit. And I feel even worse when I look at the grinning picture of Mulder underneath my entry. Like Mulder is smiling at the Duck!Smut. This is all so wrong.

Edit 2: Does this qualify me for the next round of perviest LJer voting? I don't know if I could get more explicit than that without pulling out an encyclopedia and looking up duck biology.

Comments

[onetwomany.livejournal.com]

::dies laughing::

Um...will you think less of me if I admit I am strangely intrigued and somewhat fascinated by the concept of duck!smut?

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't think less of you. It is quite twisted. But now I'm going to forever associate the idea of Darkwing Duck Smut with the Duck's Babble Board and B/A.

are you intrigued yet?

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I edited my post to share proper duck!smut with the world wide web. It's my revenge, because I never got that pony as a child! VENGEANCE! BWAAJAJAJA!





...um... it just occurred to me that if you don't live in the American Southwest (and your bio says other side of the world from me), then the successive amount of 'J' s in that evil laugh probbably look like a type-o. They're not. It's because J is Spanish for the H sound, and it was a joke because everything here has a Spanish influence, and... nevermind. I'm going to bed.

Re: are you intrigued yet?

[onetwomany.livejournal.com]

...And as his webbed feet gently carressed her inner feathers, she shrieked "Yes, Darkwing! More! More! Do it again Darking Duck! That feather right there! Aaaahhhhhh----I'm going to quack!"

Hahahaha.

::picks self off floor::

And as for the 'J' thing, I'll just go with it ;-)