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So I bought the new issue of People Magazine. Just for you,

circe_tigana. I'm sure you've seen the cover by now. Very nice. And the first photo (full page face with the brown background) in the series is very gorgeous too. The others I'm not so wild about.

The list as a whole? Gag me. Denzel Washington and Collin Farrell need to be moved up. Brad Pitt needs a haircut. Hugh Jackman should lose the bangs and get bumped to number 4. Everyone else in the top ten? OUT WITH YOU! Just everyone. They need to move some of the lower ranking guys up, too. Nick Lache. His music career is going nowhere fast, but who needs a career when you can walk around in an open wet shirt and just be? Viggo Mortenson, get a proper hairstylist, dude. I don't care how natural it is, uneven ear-length blond is *not* exercising even your half potential, much less your full potential. And Michael Vartan needs to get upgraded into No. 2!!! Right now. Because wowsers, that's one hot photograph. God he's pretty. So is Jackman. Everyone else? TERRIBLE TASTE, People! Just go away. And if you think "She can't mean all of them, she's forgetting about so-and-so..." well you're wrong. I didn't forget about them, THEY DON'T BELONG ON THE LIST! Tis true, tis true. Speaking of not belonging, what the hell is Nelly doing on a page before LL Cool J ? WRONG! All wrong! If you're going to talk about hot rappers, Nelly can just fall off the Golden Gate. I don't even go for the muscled type, but LL Cool J is so much more gorgeous than Nelly that the fact that they're even in the same magazine appalls me. ::sniff:: At least LL got a 2-page spread.

Anyway, any list that doesn't have Spike or Taye Diggs is just stupid.