This is how it went, best as I can remember it:

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Miss Suzy Had A Steamboat - meme

Did you used to sing this song in pre- and elementry school? With the complicated hand clapping and everything? I did. And this is the version the kids at my school sang:


Miss Suzy had a steamboat;
the steamboat had a belt (toot toot!)
Miss Suzy went to heaven,
the steamboat went to
Hell-o opeterator, please give me number 9
and if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your
behind the frigerator
there lay a piece of glass.
Miss Suzy sat upon it, and broke her little
ask me no more questions
I'll tell you not more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
flies are in the meadow;
the bees are in the park;
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
dark dark dark!
The dark is is like a movie,
the movie's like a show.
A show is on the TV-set
and that is all I
know I know my Ma,
I know I know my Pa,
I know I know my sister
with the 49-er bra!
My mother gave me a nickel;
my father gave me a dime;
my sister gave me a boyfriend
who kissed me all the time.
He made me wash the dishes.
He made me clean the floor.
He made me scrub his underwear so I kicked him out the door!
I kicked him over London,
I kicked him over France,
I kicked him so far up you could see his underpants!


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Alas, I don't think the last line is quite right. It keeps escaping me. There used to be even more... or maybe it was a separate one. But used to know at least 3 more of these kind of chants.

Does anyone know this one? It comes with much more complex hand-movements tahn the one above. I think it was used to teach vowel sounds.

Down by the banks of the hanky-panky
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky
Where the eeps, ipes, opes, owpes,
Fell in the water and it went
ker-PLOP! ::be the faster person to smack your partner on the head::

Comments

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

That's it! It's the same for me, except with pitbulls instead of shotguns.

[hecatehatesthat.livejournal.com]

We had pitchforks (why couldn't we have had shotguns or pitbulls? Man, you guys got to be eviller) and slid down lightning. Which is also probably less evil than sliding down a razor blade (ow!) but it's a neat image: lightning stretching into the dungeon door.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

but it's a neat image: lightning stretching into the dungeon door.

So like, if you're an angel or a diety or something and you get booted out of heaven for bad behavior, not only are you cast down via lightning but they send you right directly to a dugeon too.

Sorry... my brain takes weird trains of thought.