because it amuses me

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Quote:

"Get crazy with the cheeze whiz."
-Beck

Funniest animated short I've ever seen: For The Birds, created by Pixar

Saw it when we rented Monsters Inc. It was an extra, and it was better than the movie itself. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. You can't get the whole thing off the page, but I found it on WinMX and its probably on Kazaa too.

Hmm...
Watching XF reruns... ooh, was Mulder HOT. I forgot how hot he was, not having watched it for a while. Babe-i-licious. A man shouldn't look that hot in glasses, it ought to be illegal.

Another thing--- anniesj!!! WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET ANOTHER CHAPTER OF WAKING THE DEAD??!?!

Heh...

Funny lyrics 1!

"Get Over It"
by OK Go

Lot of knots, lot of snags,
lot of holes, lot of cracks lot of crags. Lot of naggin' old hags,
lot of fools, lot of fool scum bags.
Oh it's such a drag, what a chore... oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything's a stress and what's more, well it's all somebody's fault.

Hey! Get over it!

Makes you sick, makes you ill,
makes you cheat, slipping change from the till.
Had it up to the gills... makes you cry while
the milk still spills. Ain't it just a bitch? What a pain...
Well it's all a crying shame. What
left to do but complain? Better find someone to blame.

Hey! Get over it!

Got a job, got a life, got a four-door and a faithless wife.
Got those nice copper pipes, got an ex, got a room for the night.
Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle
axe... Love that perfect frown, honest eyes...
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.

Hey! Get over it!

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Funny lyrics 2!

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"
by Bowling For Soup

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

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Funny lyrics 3! --this one's for Spikey, my blondie bear poet!

"Kick Some Ass"
by Stroke 9

How many people wanna kick some ass?

I used to be a nerd
Grew up in the suburbs
Nothing there ever went wrong
I made it up in this song

I talk about the hood
I say stuff like it's all good
Tell people I'm down with all the cool kids downtown
When I've never even been there

How many people wanna kick some ass?
I do I do
And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am
Well I am too

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpatrating like I am the hardest

So spin your cap around to the back
You think you rhyme but you can't rap
Loosen that strap a little more
Till your axe hits the floor

Flip off your fans
Make em cheer
Try to look sincere
Anger today's fashion
So sing another song about bashing someone's head in

How many people wanna kick some ass?
I do I do
And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am
Well I am too

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpatrating like I am the hardest
Acting like I'm not the smartest
I'm really just a sensitive artist

Awwwww Yeahhhh

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?

I said how many people wanna kick some ass?
How many people wanna kick some ass?
Whatcha gonna do when your sick of holding it back?
I think I kick some ass
How many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpatrating like I am the hardest
Acting like I'm not the smartest
I'm really just a sensitive artist
Honest

Comments

[anniesj.livejournal.com]

Watching XF reruns... ooh, was Mulder HOT. I forgot how hot he was, not having watched it for a while. Babe-i-licious. A man shouldn't look that hot in glasses, it ought to be illegal.

Girl, you are so right. David Duchovny is criminally gorgeous. And mmm... Mulderglasses... ::drool::

Another thing--- anniesj!!! WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET ANOTHER CHAPTER OF WAKING THE DEAD??!?!

Heehee! Awww, it's good to know that people still care. :) Soon, very soon -- forgive me this week, because I've got company in town. Kinda puts a cramp on the old writing. But this weekend, I'm expecting to have the time to wrap this puppy up and ship it off to the beta bitches. ;)

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Awww, it's good to know that people still care. :) Soon, very soon -- forgive me this week, because I've got company in town. Kinda puts a cramp on the old writing. But this weekend, I'm expecting to have the time to wrap this puppy up and ship it off to the beta bitches. ;)


Good news! Good news! I hope that company in town doens't ruin your house, or muck up your kitchen arrangement. :) But hey, it's almost the weekend!

[anniesj.livejournal.com]

Good news! Good news! I hope that company in town doens't ruin your house, or muck up your kitchen arrangement. :) But hey, it's almost the weekend!

Oh, we've been having a great time. Drinking, having BTVS marathons, watching strange movies, gossiping and pretty much being nuisances to the city of Charleston. And I've gotten some handwritten work done on the chapter -- shouldn't be too hard to get everything onto the screen once the time comes to transcribe and clean up. :)

[juliet-demarcus.livejournal.com]

Love your song lyrics... I laugh every time I hear "Get Over It." Love that song. And your blondie bear song -- very nice selecting there. :) I haven't heard that one in a while but I remember really liking it. Was amusing reading it with Spike in mind.

Oh, and as far as Mulder goes...AMEN SISTER!

~*~Juliet D.

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

And your blondie bear song -- very nice selecting there. :) I haven't heard that one in a while but I remember really liking it. Was amusing reading it with Spike in mind.


Yeah, when I first heard it, I thought: SPIKE!

Especially because of these lines:

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpatrating like I am the hardest


I laughed, 1) cause it was funny on its own, and 2) cause it reminded me so much so William the Bloody Awful Poet. And yet the song also has the kick-ass atttitude we love about Spike.