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In my free time today I spent a great deal of time exploring adultff.net and reading FB smutfic. Most of it was so bad in the summaries that I had to skip it all, but I did find on author, Sinnamonkat, whose PWP fics were decent. They ranged from almost-but-not-entirely-unreadable to a few that were actually pretty good. My favorite one was the Shigure/Tohru blowjob fic. Don't look at me like that. I know it's ooky. I actually liked that one because it didn't have Shigure as the seducer like most PWP I've read with him do.

I must have read like 8 or more of Sinnamonkat's fics today. They're all different pairings...Kyou/Tohru, Shigure/Tohru, Yuki/Tohru, Yuki/Hanajima (liked that one), Haru/Kisa, Kagua/Kyo, Haru/Tohru, even threesomes...Ayame/Hatori/Tohru, Shigure/Hatori/Tohru...

I can't believe I read this stuff. Up until yesterday I'd have said any FB NC-17 fic that's not Kyoru or Yukiru totally put me off. Shigure & Tohru? Ugh. Talkabout cradlerobbing. And Hatori/Tohru? Same. As if Hatori wasn't creepy enough already. I mean, it took me until practically the end of the series not to be creeped out by him every time he showed up on screen and to decide he needed a hug just like the rest of them. That probably was helped by the intorduction of Ayame. Ayame should creep me out, but doesn't at all.

But I just kept on reading... and now my brain is fried.

Everywhere I look, it's Fruits Basket porn. There's Yuki and Hana doing it in the grass on their date! Oh, look, there's Kyo and Tohru doing it on the roof! And here again is Tohru in the living room, this time with Hatori and Shigure! ...And there's Kagura riding Shigure over there!

AH! MY EYES!

I'll never be able to watch the show again. Well, not for a day or so anyway. Maybe 72 hours to drain it from my system the way you would drug substances.

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