Please

[timepiececlock]

Entertain me.

Anything will do.

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[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I'm writing WolfwoodxMeryl PWP as fast as I can.

>^..^

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

::glomps you::

Oh bestill my heart! Good news.

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

A duck walks into a bar. He hops onto a barstool, looks at the bartender and asks, "got any grapes?"

"This is a bar," the bartender says. "I don't have any grapes."

The duck comes back the next night, hops onto a barstool, looks at the bartender and asks, "got any grapes?"

"No, I don't have any grapes!" says the bartender, "and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!"

The duck comes back again the night after that. He hopes onto a barstool, looks at the bartender and asks, "got any nails?"

"Nope."

"Got any grapes?"

.... yeah, I guess that's a joke better told in person. *g*

[tiashome.livejournal.com]

Look at this very strange fish -- the "flower horn" fish from Thailand:

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It's like Krang, from Ninja Turtles! KrangFish!

>^..^

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

It's like Elvis... or Kramer from Seinfeld...

I wonder if it's squishy or hard?

::is weirdly entertained::

Dude!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I love that joke! I read it once before and it cracked me up, but I think it was a different store and the duck was asking for a different thing, like duckfood or something but the punchline was the same. I could never remember how it went to tell it to anyone else.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

HAM!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

CHEESE!