Please

[timepiececlock]

Entertain me.

Anything will do.

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[greensilver.livejournal.com]

A duck walks into a bar. He hops onto a barstool, looks at the bartender and asks, "got any grapes?"

"This is a bar," the bartender says. "I don't have any grapes."

The duck comes back the next night, hops onto a barstool, looks at the bartender and asks, "got any grapes?"

"No, I don't have any grapes!" says the bartender, "and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!"

The duck comes back again the night after that. He hopes onto a barstool, looks at the bartender and asks, "got any nails?"

"Nope."

"Got any grapes?"

.... yeah, I guess that's a joke better told in person. *g*

Dude!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I love that joke! I read it once before and it cracked me up, but I think it was a different store and the duck was asking for a different thing, like duckfood or something but the punchline was the same. I could never remember how it went to tell it to anyone else.