(and in the happy happy AU in my head Scar and Lust and Greed and Martel stick around forever to snark and angst and have sex and maybe fight crime, and Kawy Love Them Long Time)
They're the anti-powerpuff girls.
LUST We fight crime now. We capture puppy-kickers and bankrobbers and stuff.
SCAR Because God wills it.
GREED But really because we're bored.
MARTEL And Greed wants their money.
GREED Well, it's easier this way. I let them rob, then we beat the crap out of them and I take their loot, then we turn them into the proper authorities. Can you question that? I don't think you can, can you?
SCAR Ishbal's God wills that we stop thieves.
GREED But he doesn't will that we return the money, does he?
SCAR It is truth that I have not seen the ancient laws bring it up yet.
MARTEL How surprising of them not to think that far ahead.
LUST Shut up, all you. I want to go kill something.
Can't you just imagine Greed and Lust constantly fighting over who gets to be in charge? I think Lust would be the leader, but Greed fight for the job.
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Date: 2004-10-05 02:27 pm (UTC)They're the anti-powerpuff girls.
LUST
We fight crime now. We capture puppy-kickers and bankrobbers and stuff.
SCAR
Because God wills it.
GREED
But really because we're bored.
MARTEL
And Greed wants their money.
GREED
Well, it's easier this way. I let them rob, then we beat the crap out of them and I take their loot, then we turn them into the proper authorities. Can you question that? I don't think you can, can you?
SCAR
Ishbal's God wills that we stop thieves.
GREED
But he doesn't will that we return the money, does he?
SCAR
It is truth that I have not seen the ancient laws bring it up yet.
MARTEL
How surprising of them not to think that far ahead.
LUST
Shut up, all you. I want to go kill something.
SCAR
As you wish.
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Date: 2004-10-05 02:55 pm (UTC)If I can find the right pictures to use, would you mind if I iconified this? And married it?
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
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Date: 2004-10-05 04:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-05 04:15 pm (UTC)