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"And Knives would have destroyed humanity, but for one strange accident of fate... While laying the plans for his brother's capture and ultimate ruination of the human population, he briefly experimented with the idea of reproduction, and contracted a fatal sexually transmitted disease. Thus humanity was saved by its own 'disgusting' and pervertedly infectious nature. And folks were free to go on having all the sex they wanted without worrying about being suddenly slaughtered en mass."

-From the official records in the Capital Library of December City

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