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timepiececlockNever Been Kissed is on tv. It's the end. Drew Barrymore just outed herself as a reporter, and Hot Teacher (Vaughn from Alias) just stormed out.
No, Drew Barrymore! No! Don't make Hot Teacher cry! Hot Teacher is too hot for you to hurt him so! Slightly icky for falling for a student, but still way too hot!
(p.s. I love your dress. The Rennaissance prom dress, not the nasty pink one at the end.)
EDIT: Hot Teacher & soft gold lighting & major public make-out session. I'd wait till I was 25 for that. Ahh, shucks. Too bad I kissed that hot 21 year old at an anime convention when I was 18 instead. I wasted my first kiss that could have been with Michael Vartan! MICHAEL VARTAN! Cruel world!
EDIT #2: Now The Cell is starting. Okay, way to brutally jump genres on us poor viewers. From Hot Teacher kissing to SECTION-SLICED HORSE that makes me puke.
Also, this movie gave me a nightmare once. Actually, it was more like my dream borrowed elements from this movie. Like the bleak desert and rotting corpses. Add to that the fact that in my dream one of the rotting corpses in the desert was Tom Hanks's character from Saving Private Ryan, dying/dead of course... and quite a bit of other freaky bloody scary shit, and you have about the goriest dream I've ever had to date. It was a nightmare, but kind of not a nightmare too, which was also scary in its own way. You'd think most normal people would qualify that sort of thing as a nightmare. Edgar Allen Poe and Stephen King had nothing on this dream. I once described it to my dad, and all he could say was a solemn, "Christ. I'm sorry you had to dream something like that." Made me wonder if I was a)cursed with an extremely overactive imagination, b) just a little more fucked up than I am comfortable thinking about in a past life, or c) both.
No, Drew Barrymore! No! Don't make Hot Teacher cry! Hot Teacher is too hot for you to hurt him so! Slightly icky for falling for a student, but still way too hot!
(p.s. I love your dress. The Rennaissance prom dress, not the nasty pink one at the end.)
EDIT: Hot Teacher & soft gold lighting & major public make-out session. I'd wait till I was 25 for that. Ahh, shucks. Too bad I kissed that hot 21 year old at an anime convention when I was 18 instead. I wasted my first kiss that could have been with Michael Vartan! MICHAEL VARTAN! Cruel world!
EDIT #2: Now The Cell is starting. Okay, way to brutally jump genres on us poor viewers. From Hot Teacher kissing to SECTION-SLICED HORSE that makes me puke.
Also, this movie gave me a nightmare once. Actually, it was more like my dream borrowed elements from this movie. Like the bleak desert and rotting corpses. Add to that the fact that in my dream one of the rotting corpses in the desert was Tom Hanks's character from Saving Private Ryan, dying/dead of course... and quite a bit of other freaky bloody scary shit, and you have about the goriest dream I've ever had to date. It was a nightmare, but kind of not a nightmare too, which was also scary in its own way. You'd think most normal people would qualify that sort of thing as a nightmare. Edgar Allen Poe and Stephen King had nothing on this dream. I once described it to my dad, and all he could say was a solemn, "Christ. I'm sorry you had to dream something like that." Made me wonder if I was a)cursed with an extremely overactive imagination, b) just a little more fucked up than I am comfortable thinking about in a past life, or c) both.
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Date: 2005-05-06 04:08 am (UTC)If it makes you feel better, I've had dreams that equal that both in goriness and weirdness, so you're not alone.