I found two things of dialogue from the movie Clerks (which I already made into that CB/Trigun/Star Wars icon a long time ago) that I wanted to make. But right now I can't get any screencaps:
Vash shouting at Wolfwood (or the other way around, depending on screencap)--
DANTE: "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
Wolfwood/Meryl talking: (some variation off this dialogue, cut down)
CAITLIN (hits him) "Jerk. Here I am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms, and you call me a slut, in so many words."
CAITLIN "I offer you my body and you offer me semantics? He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift of why I came all the way here from Ohio, I'm about to become single again."
CAITLIN (CONT'D) "And yes-let me placate your ego-you are the inspiration for this bold and momentous decision, for which I'll probably be ostracized at both school and home. You ask me who I choose, I choose you."
DANTE "So what are you saying?"
CAITLIN "You're such an asshole."
DANTE "I'm just kidding."
CAITLIN "I can already tell this isn't going to work."
--- I'm thinking of paring it down to just the part around "I offer you my body and you offer me semantics?"
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Date: 2005-05-26 11:50 pm (UTC)Vash shouting at Wolfwood (or the other way around, depending on screencap)--
DANTE: "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
Wolfwood/Meryl talking: (some variation off this dialogue, cut down)
CAITLIN
(hits him)
"Jerk. Here I am, throwing myself at
you, succumbing to your wily
charms, and you call me a slut, in
so many words."
DANTE
"What about Sing?"
CAITLIN
"Sang."
DANTE
"Sang."
CAITLIN
"He's not invited."
DANTE
"He's your fiancé."
CAITLIN
"I offer you my body and you offer
me semantics? He's just a boyfriend,
Dante, and in case you haven't
gotten the drift of why I came all
the way here from Ohio, I'm about
to become single again."
CAITLIN (CONT'D)
"And yes-let me placate your ego-you
are the inspiration for this bold
and momentous decision, for which
I'll probably be ostracized at both
school and home. You ask me who I
choose, I choose you."
DANTE
"So what are you saying?"
CAITLIN
"You're such an asshole."
DANTE
"I'm just kidding."
CAITLIN
"I can already tell this isn't going
to work."
---
I'm thinking of paring it down to just the part around "I offer you my body and you offer me semantics?"