Just watched about 45 minutes of Sin City. I started with the beginning, stopped right around the time we first see Jessica Alba's apartment, post wolf-eating-legs scene.
That's about when me, my mom, and my dad collectively decided we were
a) bored
b) bored
c) put off visually and as thinking intelligent people who expect something of value in dialogue
d) not getting anything whatsoever out of this experience
e) so willing to ridicule the idiocy on screen in front of us that watching anymore would be cruel & unecessary damage to our braincells and sense of judgement.
f) bored
Some of the comments thrown about during the timespan we did last:
dialogue: "I still don't know what she was running from."
commentA: "You asshole."
commentB: "This scene just proves that no matter what he does I can't take Josh Hartnett seriously."
"Is every woman in this movie a hooker?"
"Why is his head not concave after that?"
"Oh please."
"Is every woman in this movie a hooker AND in need of rescue by a big strong violent man?"
"Wouldn't the blood have washed off his face if he just went under water?"
"Okay, this show is starting to lose me."
"I don't think it ever found me."
"I thought Elijah Wood was supposed to be scary and creepy and stuff? This isn't scary, it's almost making me giggle."
"::derisive snort::"
"The wolf was the most interesting thing so far, and that's not saying much."
"You know, I appreciate the artistic effort that went into composing some of these shots, but the rest of it especially the script is so mindnumbingly stupid, boring, and annoying that I just don't care about watching more."
Rashaka: ::standing:: "Okay, I think I'm done now. I'm going to get ice cream."
ShakaDad: "Me too. ShakaMom, what do you think?"
ShakaMom: "I've had enough."
ShakaDad: "Where did you put our property tax papers? I want to look at them with you."
ShakaMom: "They're on the table. Here..."
That's about when me, my mom, and my dad collectively decided we were
a) bored
b) bored
c) put off visually and as thinking intelligent people who expect something of value in dialogue
d) not getting anything whatsoever out of this experience
e) so willing to ridicule the idiocy on screen in front of us that watching anymore would be cruel & unecessary damage to our braincells and sense of judgement.
f) bored
Some of the comments thrown about during the timespan we did last:
dialogue: "I still don't know what she was running from."
commentA: "You asshole."
commentB: "This scene just proves that no matter what he does I can't take Josh Hartnett seriously."
"Is every woman in this movie a hooker?"
"Why is his head not concave after that?"
"Oh please."
"Is every woman in this movie a hooker AND in need of rescue by a big strong violent man?"
"Wouldn't the blood have washed off his face if he just went under water?"
"Okay, this show is starting to lose me."
"I don't think it ever found me."
"I thought Elijah Wood was supposed to be scary and creepy and stuff? This isn't scary, it's almost making me giggle."
"::derisive snort::"
"The wolf was the most interesting thing so far, and that's not saying much."
"You know, I appreciate the artistic effort that went into composing some of these shots, but the rest of it especially the script is so mindnumbingly stupid, boring, and annoying that I just don't care about watching more."
Rashaka: ::standing:: "Okay, I think I'm done now. I'm going to get ice cream."
ShakaDad: "Me too. ShakaMom, what do you think?"
ShakaMom: "I've had enough."
ShakaDad: "Where did you put our property tax papers? I want to look at them with you."
ShakaMom: "They're on the table. Here..."
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Date: 2005-08-26 04:25 am (UTC)However, for Sin City my suspension of disbelief was never broken-- because it didn't happen in the first place. I was disbelieving from pretty much the first time the first actor opened his mouth.
I'm assuming if you aren't into reading graphic novels, the movie might be a bit difficult to get into.
Actually, I read a lot graphic novels, but they usually aren't the noir kind this looks like its trying to be, so maybe that's different. Even so, the graphic novels that I have read don't usually have dialogue sounding this...bad.
I'm glad you found it fun, at least. It'd be good not to be a total waste for everyone.
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Date: 2005-08-26 04:29 am (UTC)The first time I watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico, I had a whole essay in my head about why the movie worked despite the fact that it's almost, by definition, a bad movie. In a lesser director/editor/writer's hands, it would have been MST3K bad. Unfortunately, I didn't actually write this down anywhere, and since it's been a long time, I don't really remember my points.
I think I found Sin City fun because a part of me always enjoys cartoonish, over-the-top, drama-for-the-sake-of-drama violence and sex. It's a guilty pleasure, but I've learned to embrace it.
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Date: 2005-08-26 04:38 am (UTC)For that I'd have to know the parameters by which you define "bad movie", but I definitely agree that with a lesser director, and with a lesser script, OUATIM could easily have been MST3K bad. I mean, the fake third arm thing? By all rights that SHOULD have been horrible, but instead it was great.
Actually, when I watched it the first time, "Desperado" felt more cartoonish for me than when I later watched OUATIM, but that's a discussion for another day. :)
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Date: 2005-08-26 04:44 am (UTC)(And I use my Gerti Giggles icon for this comment.)
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Date: 2005-08-26 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
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