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Toyota car commercial: What would it be like...if the air were cleaner?

Rashaka: I'd stop wishing I still lived in Northern California every time I looked at the horizon.

Toyota car commercial: Would the grass... be greener?

Rashaka: NO YOU STUPID FUCKS IT WOULDN'T. CARBON FUCKING DIOXIDE MAKES THE GRASS GREENER. I WEEP FOR YOUR BRAINS. PHOTOSYNTHESIS IS LIKE SIXTH GRADE SCIENCE HOUR. TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS KNOW MORE THAN YOU, AND YOU BUILD CARS.

Rashaka: p.s. go call your mothers and apologize to them for being stupid on television.

Comments

[rainjewel.livejournal.com]

*pets* *gives you cookie*

Nah, aside from being really fucking stupid I don't appreciate the pompous, condescending tone either. However I'm lazy so I'll settle for your rants and throwing leftover Diet Coke cans at the television screen instead of writing letters.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

::munches on cookie::

Dude, I gotta make rants more often if this is what I get.