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The Colbert Report:

OMG. SO. MUCH. LOVE.

A very strong episode. At first the guest wasn't doing' it for me, but then they started talking in third person and that was awesome.

And the anchor-off! ::collapses into a helpless giggle fit on livingroom couch:: That was fucking awesome. And the other guy won. Stephen Colbert did good himself, but his pauses are just a shade too long and too mellodramatic. Even though for a second it looked like the other guy was going to crack and start laughing in the middle, he held his cool and out-anchored Colbert. AT POETRY TONGUE-TWISTERS. ::swoons::

I like Stephen's even more exaggerated persona. He reminds me of the guy from Hannity and Colmes (which I've only seen bits of because I tried to sit through it once and turned it off in disgust that adults won't act their age on television.) Like Hannity, but even swaggeryier. Yeah, that's a word. Don't let those sum'bitches at Webster tell you any different!

I also can't get over the fact that he says "report" like "Colbert". Seriously cracking up.


EDIT: I need a transcript of the poems at the end of the anchor-off. And I'd like to download it somewhere too, because my roommate missed that whole part.

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Read the novel. It's a kathousand times better than the film. And it doesn't have a fucked up ending on it, either.