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by Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

Re`sume`
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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.




::chuckle::

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