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Warning: this post contains very very mild spoilers for American Gods, probably stuff you could get off a long book jacket description.

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I've been meaning to make a post about this on LJ for a while, and I guess I just forgot.

So, about two years ago I read Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman. I liked it, a lot. Not my favorite book, but definitely in the top 10% of most enjoyable fantasy books I've read. I've read a lot, btw; it was my genre of choice growing up. It's a book I'd recommend to people and a book I finished quickly, and might read again at some point. I loved that the main female character's name was Door. Neil Gaiman, if you're out there, that was just cool.

So anyway, I loved it. On recommendation of LJers, I also read Good Omens. Now that was amusing, and there were bits I REALLY liked, but overall I didn't enjoy it to quite the squee-worthyness of Neverwhere. (it gets a B to Neverwhere's A) I also have this creeping suspicion that the parts I liked most were the parts that seemed the most Terry Pratchett-ish to me, like the fact that every CD becomes a Queen CD if left in a car long enough. Random, strange, and there to be funny for no particular reason. I never really got a funny vibe of Neverwhere (except with the two mystical hitmen), so maybe I just associate humor with Pratchett.

At this point, I consider myself a passing Gaimon fan. I'll pay attention to something that has his name on it, I'll laugh at book nerd in-jokes, and I'll agree that that one picture of his son on his blog DID look like a hot older version of Harry Potter.

I've browsed Gaiman's blog a few times, and it's a good read. I particularly enjoyed a commentary on fanfiction and slash that had a sample paragraph of Smeagol/Gollum slash, which was really very amusing to read, if sadly squicky.

When looking into the possibility of reading more stuff by Gaimon, I was recced American Gods by different people. The summary sounded cool. Not a new concept (I've seen mixing gods & spirits & magic with urban underworld life in numerous different things), but cool. So I bought it.

I read half of it, and was bored to death.

Okay, there are a few interesting things, but it's sad that the thing I remember enjoying most was that the guy Shadow met in prison was named "Low Key". If a name pun is the best thing I remember from appx 200 pages, something's very wrong here. The main character is someone I am completely unable to connect to, a bad beginning. I thought he'd be more compelling, but at halfway through I still didn't care about his fate at all. The gods met along the way were well-developed technically, but somehow... completely boring. I didn't care if they were dying out. I didn't care if Shadow was letting them use him because he was depressed about his dead cheating wife. I didn't find any of it particularly inspiring but kept reading hoping it would get more exciting and neat as I went.

This didn't happen. I just got more bored. The pace of the book is what finally did me in. I stopped almost exactly halfway through, about 100 pages after I should have stopped. It was just so sloooooooooooow. I can take too slow if I love the characters, and I can take too fast if I don't particularly care for the characters. But I need at least 1 of the two, characters or plot, to work for me. The prose and dialogue were fine quality (as expected), but without characters I feel for or a plot that interests me a book is worthless to my reading experience.

I haven't given away the book yet, but I have no plans to finish any time soon. It's just sitting around somewhere growing dust between its paper & glue bindings. I am curious: am I the only person who had this reaction to American Gods? Am I the only person who doesn't think it's the shinzit? I hesitate to call books (by authors I consider good) "bad", but usually that's the assumption that comes from a book you give up on in frustration and boredom halfway through. Relatively, though. I've certainly read worse things, and like I said the narrative itself is excellent. But if boredom kills any interest in it and makes you wish you'd spent your time reading something else on your book list, then it gets a thumbs down. It's like a movie made by really smart people that you really WANT to like, but in the end you can't respect it because it totally fails to entertain you or entrance you or titilate you in any way.

Neverwhere: *enthusiastic thumbs up*

Good Omens: *thumbs up*

American Gods: *thumbs down*

::prepares to duck::