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I think I found it.

The very worst Z/K-centered Avatar fic I've ever seen.

There's so many things wrong with these 400 words I can't even begin.

I'm not posting this because I think you should leave bad reviews, because I myself don't intend to leave any review. I just wanted to show you guys so that you can sit back and...stare.

It's...so....

You really want to tell yourself it's a parody. It's not.



And to make up for inflicting this on your flist: "Twin Blades", a good Li centered one-shot after episode 2x07.

Comments

Out! The power of canon compels you!

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

I can actually feel my brain trying to reject the text, like a super-powered holy toaster trying to expel a charred slice of Satan.

Re: Out! The power of canon compels you!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between my love-of-your-twisted-metaphor's compelling need to metaquotes you (and thus link this post), and a feeling of potential guilt at the idea of subjecting that poor, unfortunate soul to mass ridicule.

Re: Out! The power of canon compels you!

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

Think of it as providing a learning experience. Kind of like a puppy having its nose rubbed into the carpet to show that no, cr*p like this doesn’t belong there.

Re: Out! The power of canon compels you!

[jcflygurl.livejournal.com]

Haha sadly, that's now considered in some progressive dog-training circles to not be very effective and possibly detrimental to the dog's behavior.

Your words are like honey and kittens, two things that really don't go together all that well in any situation but is still pretty funny to think about.

Murdering the reputation of metaphors worldwide!

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

And thus on a similar note we can assume this grain of salt will turn into sweet, sweet wisdom as it forces her to land on her feet.

…or not.