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Dear fanfiction.net,

How am I supposed to upload parody badfic if you won't let my new account access the Document Manager?

I know, I know, my penname is atrocious. I can almost imagine how its atrocity alone would compell any mildly sentient website with a sense of integrity to do everything in its power to reject my fic and deny me uploading status on merely the power of a really bad penname.

However, you have no integrity. You're a pit of voles. So upload my fucking fic already.

Sincerely,

Rashaka

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[rainjewel.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Amen.

[jakia.livejournal.com]

Dear Fanfiction.net,

How am I suppose to update Kiss THIS! like I've been trying to for the past two days if you won't let me? Also, how am I suppose to start my taang drabble series if you won't let me upload documents?

Glad to see I'm not the only one it hates,

Jak

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I growl that it's not letting you update! I need my almost-daily Z/K fix!

[jakia.livejournal.com]

Especially since this chapter is like ten pages. 0_o

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Tease!

[easytodistract.livejournal.com]

...

To FFnet,

Let Jakia update Kiss THIS! but don't let her upload her Taang drabble series.

Not too sincerely,
Anonde, who is still stuck trying to ficslash Aang and Zuko

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

You mean you wrote it?

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Only the prologue.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I had so much fun picking names.

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

I'd check fanfiction.net for it (like a treasure hunt!) except that I'm sure I wouldn't be able to tell the difference (and you said you couldn't upload the story anyway).

Doesn't ff.net have a three-day "cool-down" period after you sign up designed to keep people from doing things they'll regret in the morning.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I actually set up the account over a week ago, so the cool-down period's over. You probably could spot it if you're familiar with my fic, since I don't think I entirely escaped my own writing style. But it's not uploading documents anyway, so there's no point in looking yet.

hypothetically.

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

I'm familiar with your Avatar fic (it's some of the best in the fandom), but to try to guess by writing style alone I'd have to actually read all the badfic submitted in the last few days and --

I like you, rakasha, but there are some things that just aren't done.

Re: hypothetically.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

:laugh: I wouldn't ask such pain of you, believe me. I read a lot of Avatar fic but I also pass over a great deal of it.