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Dear fanfiction.net,

How am I supposed to upload parody badfic if you won't let my new account access the Document Manager?

I know, I know, my penname is atrocious. I can almost imagine how its atrocity alone would compell any mildly sentient website with a sense of integrity to do everything in its power to reject my fic and deny me uploading status on merely the power of a really bad penname.

However, you have no integrity. You're a pit of voles. So upload my fucking fic already.

Sincerely,

Rashaka

Comments

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

I'd check fanfiction.net for it (like a treasure hunt!) except that I'm sure I wouldn't be able to tell the difference (and you said you couldn't upload the story anyway).

Doesn't ff.net have a three-day "cool-down" period after you sign up designed to keep people from doing things they'll regret in the morning.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I actually set up the account over a week ago, so the cool-down period's over. You probably could spot it if you're familiar with my fic, since I don't think I entirely escaped my own writing style. But it's not uploading documents anyway, so there's no point in looking yet.

hypothetically.

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

I'm familiar with your Avatar fic (it's some of the best in the fandom), but to try to guess by writing style alone I'd have to actually read all the badfic submitted in the last few days and --

I like you, rakasha, but there are some things that just aren't done.

Re: hypothetically.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

:laugh: I wouldn't ask such pain of you, believe me. I read a lot of Avatar fic but I also pass over a great deal of it.