more ff.net funnery
Jul. 25th, 2006 08:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timepiececlockLadies and gentlemen of my flist, I would like to introduce you to ff.net author "constructive criticism".
Mr. or Mrs. constructive criticism created his or her account this afternoon for the sole purpose of leaving me this lovely review:
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This story sucks.
Not even the combined forces of Allah, Buddha, God and Tom Cruise would be able to save it.
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How do I know this account was created just for me? Well, besides it being created today, I'm also automatically blocked from PMing this person. And we've never even spoken-- it's quite flattering, in a way.
I suppose I'm disappointed that whoever it was felt they had to create a new account just to give a negative opinion, but on the other hand-- dude, someone created an account SOLEY to say that Tom Cruise doesn't have the power to save my smut fic.
Damn, that just leaves a big happy grin on my face.
So I used the "review reply" feature (which allows me one review response despite being blocked from the PM system) to inform the new reviewer that "sucks" is not a grammatical way to end a sentence and that it's probably a good thing I'm an atheist.
Mr. or Mrs. constructive criticism created his or her account this afternoon for the sole purpose of leaving me this lovely review:
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This story sucks.
Not even the combined forces of Allah, Buddha, God and Tom Cruise would be able to save it.
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How do I know this account was created just for me? Well, besides it being created today, I'm also automatically blocked from PMing this person. And we've never even spoken-- it's quite flattering, in a way.
I suppose I'm disappointed that whoever it was felt they had to create a new account just to give a negative opinion, but on the other hand-- dude, someone created an account SOLEY to say that Tom Cruise doesn't have the power to save my smut fic.
Damn, that just leaves a big happy grin on my face.
So I used the "review reply" feature (which allows me one review response despite being blocked from the PM system) to inform the new reviewer that "sucks" is not a grammatical way to end a sentence and that it's probably a good thing I'm an atheist.
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Date: 2006-07-28 10:04 pm (UTC)Well wishes,
danithehappy1