recommendation...

Read this fic... for the first time, NOT a spuffyfic. Not even, really a BtVS fic.

It is, if I'm entirely correct, a Angel/Smallville/West Wing/X Files fanfic with tongue-in-cheek references to Star Wars, Highlander, Invisible Man, and X Men, among others.

It's very, very funny. A sort of parody-- hard to describe. A whole bunch of different people show up at the White House, with varying reasons to plead their issues to the president and his staff.

My favorite-- the conversation between Kirsh and Skinner about parking garage funding and conspiracies. And Lex Luthor running through the halls of the white house to steal a brief case full of X Files (which are really parking garage blueprints), on the basis that everything that happens in the X Files is the key to understanding everything that will eventually happen in Smallville.

It's an extremely amusing way to spend ten or fifteen minutes.

Them Mean Ol', Low-down Lando Calrissian Blues, by Yahtzee

website's summary: "Okay, on the off chance that I've misheard you, that perhaps there is a merciful God and my cold medication is just creating auditory hallucinations, let me repeat -- You're saying that Crackpots Day is only a cover for the clandestine supernatural and paranormal activities of the government?"

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I went by CW, as I usually do. I really *really* should update the vid search & request thread there--it's got nearly 30+ replies that I'm going to have to sort through and edit, now. Ugh. The pains or procrastication.

Watched Alias last night. I believe it was the...hm... *third* time, I think that I've seen that show. I love it. Specifically, I love Michael Vartan. I've had this massive crush on him since I saw 'Never Been Kissed'. I would so have been the student in love with that teacher. What a complete hottie.

Anyway, I liked Alias. Again. And it seems that we don't have any other shows on Sunday nights at 9, (as I'll never get my mom to sit through Angel), so Alias is gonna be my new thing for that night.

I particularly liked the episode this time-- Sid and Vaughn go on thier first date, and they're about to skip the "getting to know you" parts and go strait to the "making love like we have two years of UST to make up for" part when they got attacked.

Damn those psuedo-government-agency thugs! They're like the Harbringers on Buffy, or the stupid bee in XF. Bad. Bad. Timing!

trivia

Got this from hils: http://johnhorner.net/trivia/

101 questions of Buffy trivia.

My score: 95/101, and one of them was very very stupid that I knew the answer to.


My favorite question:

What was Spike's occupation before he became a vampire?
-house DJ
-poet
-ditchdigger
-porn star

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Script
November 15, 2002 (FULL YELLOW)

Written by: David Fury
Directed by: Michael Grossman

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Spike stares at her. She offers him a small, comforting smile. And then, slowly, letting him lean on her... they walk away together.

BLACK OUT.

END OF SHOW

Don't I wish? Ha. No, that was just what the end of the Showtime shooting script reads. Has a nice ring to it though, and it really does sya it like that.


LOTR survey, snatched from flickums:

1) You, Legolas, alone in one room. What do you do?
Stare for a while, then ask if I can lean on his shoulder to rest. Then long periods of not-resting, but keeping my eyes closed for enjoyable pretense of doing so. There might be snuggling too-- "unconscious" snuggling, of course.

2) You, Arwen, alone in one room. What do you do?
Tell her that she needs to give up aragorn to Eowyn, cause really-- they're better suited. And she'll never know she doesn't love sailing till she's tried it!
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BELJOXA'S EYE (V.O.)
The Eye sees not the future. Only
the truths of the now and before.

ANYA
Yes; we all have that! It's called
memory!

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