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Ewww!! Icky icky iccky!

I lost control, panicked, and smashed it with my folded cardboard Animatrix box!

And it has way more guts that I thought!

And it's legs are still kicking! Icky icky icky!!!!


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EWWWWWW!!!! It's been a whole minute and it's STILL wiggling it's legs! I can see it's crushed and spilled bidy and IT'S LEGS ARE STILL MOVING!

Don't look at it, Shaka, Don't look at it don't look at it don't look at it... TWO MINUTES! KICKING!

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3:33 am. 6 minutes. It won't stop kicking its legs in the sam, repetitive, utterly creepy kicking. I don't believe this.

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3:37. 10 fucking minutes. the leg is still jerking. I think I'm mentally scarred.

3:39. This is absurd.

3:43. Ok, now I'm kind of impressed.

3:46. Going on 20 minutes. Maybe it's some kind of post-mortem-twitching thing. Like, it's muscle is spasming and is locked that way somehow.

3:52. That's it. If it's still kicking it's dumb leg when I finish reading my fanfic, I'm going to just go to bed. We'll see whose alive and twitching in the morning.


ah-HA! There it was! The very last twitch! 3:56 am. 29 minutes of post-mortem corpse movement. Mr. LongLeg, we are both annoyed and impressed. Good night.

Comments

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::shudder::

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

me too.

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

EWWWW!!!!

We'll see whose alive and twitching in the morning.

Hee! 10 to 1, it's gonna be the bug. :)

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

you owe me ten buckaroos, baby.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Ewwwww .... is it one of those disgusting millipede-y things? I call those "walking moustaches" and if they're very big, "walking toupees"

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

no, you have to read the previous post. It's a Daddy Long Legs. Small round body, ridiculously long skinny legs. Spider. Has one of the msot poisonous venoms of all spiders, but as it has no teeth to bite people, it's utterly harmless. And very common.

[cosmicfish.livejournal.com]

I just want to tell you that you have commited a great sin. Every creature on this earth has the right to live and exist in the manner of its choosing. By killing that poor Daddy Longlegs, you have upset the delicate balance of Nature. Mosquitos and other disease causing insects, which are the prey of the noble Daddy Longlegs, will experience a drastic rise in their populations. West Nile, malaria, and encephilitus outbreaks will increase. Soon, every creature on this planet will either be comatose or dead, for you have initiated a cycle of the worst sort of karma. There is only one course of action left to you - walk into a swamp at sunset, and allow the mosquitos to chow down. Hopefully, nature will be appeased by your blood sacriface.

(If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm totally fucking with you.)

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

::nods:: Yes yes, I see...

But there's only one problem.

There are no swamps in Northen California.

::shrugs, wanders off::

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[cosmicfish.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I actually did know that when I responded. Fly to the Eastern shore sometime, there are plenty. :)

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I went to DC last year. It was hot. And wet. I didn't like the wet.

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[cosmicfish.livejournal.com]

The humidity's a bitch. My hair gets really froofy. Seriously, without the benefit of a straightening iron, I look like Shirley Temple after an electric shock. I'm starting to consider moving further West strictly for cosmetic reasons, lol.

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as you don't live directly near the beach, you should be alright. Last time I went to Monterey I had straightened my hair, but after 3 hours it was super curly as if I'd just gotten out of the shower, even though the air wasn't particularly sweaty or damp that I noticed.

[octopedingenue]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwww. That's just creepy. But now I must

*grabs Spider-Man and runs with him AWAAAAAAAY from you*

and apropos of nothing

[octopedingenue]

this is a very good book ;)