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Ewww!! Icky icky iccky!

I lost control, panicked, and smashed it with my folded cardboard Animatrix box!

And it has way more guts that I thought!

And it's legs are still kicking! Icky icky icky!!!!


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EWWWWWW!!!! It's been a whole minute and it's STILL wiggling it's legs! I can see it's crushed and spilled bidy and IT'S LEGS ARE STILL MOVING!

Don't look at it, Shaka, Don't look at it don't look at it don't look at it... TWO MINUTES! KICKING!

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3:33 am. 6 minutes. It won't stop kicking its legs in the sam, repetitive, utterly creepy kicking. I don't believe this.

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3:37. 10 fucking minutes. the leg is still jerking. I think I'm mentally scarred.

3:39. This is absurd.

3:43. Ok, now I'm kind of impressed.

3:46. Going on 20 minutes. Maybe it's some kind of post-mortem-twitching thing. Like, it's muscle is spasming and is locked that way somehow.

3:52. That's it. If it's still kicking it's dumb leg when I finish reading my fanfic, I'm going to just go to bed. We'll see whose alive and twitching in the morning.


ah-HA! There it was! The very last twitch! 3:56 am. 29 minutes of post-mortem corpse movement. Mr. LongLeg, we are both annoyed and impressed. Good night.

Comments

Re:

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

::nods:: Yes yes, I see...

But there's only one problem.

There are no swamps in Northen California.

::shrugs, wanders off::

Re:

[cosmicfish.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I actually did know that when I responded. Fly to the Eastern shore sometime, there are plenty. :)

Re:

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I went to DC last year. It was hot. And wet. I didn't like the wet.

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[cosmicfish.livejournal.com]

The humidity's a bitch. My hair gets really froofy. Seriously, without the benefit of a straightening iron, I look like Shirley Temple after an electric shock. I'm starting to consider moving further West strictly for cosmetic reasons, lol.

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as you don't live directly near the beach, you should be alright. Last time I went to Monterey I had straightened my hair, but after 3 hours it was super curly as if I'd just gotten out of the shower, even though the air wasn't particularly sweaty or damp that I noticed.