Voice Mail

[timepiececlock]

I don't currently have voice mail. I think I should set it up for my cell phone. Here's what I'm thinking I might say:

"If you've called for Sara, welcome! If you have not, my condolences. Chances are that I didn't pick up the phone because I'm sleeping, working, or otherwise spending my hours killing the Uruk-Hai that roam freely about San Jose. If you do not leave your name, number, and general purpose after the beeping noise, know that you have elected the way of pain." .beeping noise.


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Comments

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

"Leave the usual information after the beep, or embrace the pain."

I like "usual info," but the rest of it loses my LOTR quotage. I tought about it beng too long.

Maybe this is better...

"If you've called for Sara, welcome! If not, my condolences. I didn't pick up the phone because I'm sleeping, working, or otherwise spending my hours killing the Uruk-Hai that roam freely about San Jose.Leave the usual info after the noise, or know that you have elected the way of pain."

I've also been considering changing it to Nazgul, rather than Uruk-Hai, but can't decide.

[caille.livejournal.com]

Now that's fun. I'll vote for Nazgul because it sounds scarier and won't be confused with Iroquois.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

::blink:: Well, I would never have thought of it being confused with killing Iroquois, but maybe you're right. I was thinking Uruk-Hai might be better known, but Nazgul sounds good as two syllables. Should i say "slaying" ?