Naruto parody, with a bit of BTVS: Becoming dialogue

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Naruto # 75

Look, Sasuke still has the shiny reflective eyes in the beginning!

Ew. Gaara is so... ugly.

Poor Temari.

Ack! Little kids getting murdered! They so couldn't show this on Toonami without editing out the cool stuff. This show could get a lot darker, but even now the parts that are dark are already darker than Inu Yasha, which is on Adult Swim. This show so needs to be on Adult Swim.

Ha! A Kakashi scene. I like Kakashi scenes.

Okay, the art in this episode is whacked. It's varying between good and bad in the same episode. Odd.

Naruto! SUGOI! I loved that entrance!

::nods head and thinks again about how much Naruto could kick everyone's ass::


Gaara: I have a demon.
Naruto: Well I have one too.
Gaara: Mine's badder!
Naruto: Wanna bet!?!
Gaara: I used mine to kill all my little friends in elementry school!
Naruto: Those are just little kids! My demon murdered 2/3 of an entire village of trained ninjas!
Gaara: My village is so terrified of me and everyone hates me!
Naruto: Everyone in my village hates me too!
Gaara: My demon could beat up your demon anyday!
Naruto: Oh yeah?! Well mine could beat up yours--- TODAY!
Gaara: You wanna have a go at it then?
Naruto: Yeah, right now!
Gaara: Ok, first let me kill this guy.

::they both look at Sasuke konked out on the tree limb::

Naruto: Sure, oka--- I mean, NO! Absolutely not!
Gaara: But he's my prey! He's my happy meal on legs!
Naruto: Look here, you can't kill Sasuke!
Gaara: Why not?
Naruto: Because he's a jackass and I have dibbs on killing him first. And Sakura would hit me.
Gaara: You're whipped.
Naruto: I am not!
Gaara: Are too!
Naruto: Am not!
Gaara: Are too!
Naruto: Okay, this ends now! My demon is SOOOOOO gonna squash your demon! And it's cooler looking, too!

::They fight. Naruto's demon is in fact cooler looking, because it's all red and fiery orange instead of a dirty tan and purple combination.::

::The fight stops mid-way when the demons realize they know each other and in fact, the Sand Demon still owes the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon ten pounds from way back with that thing that time. Reluctantly the Sand Demon pays up, and they become friends again, and then everyone goes home and lives happily ever after::

Comments

[spikespeigel.livejournal.com]

Ohh, you're sooo lucky I caught up with the manga so that this isn't a spoiler. Even though I'm back with the Lee/Gaara fight in the anime, I'm sooooo kicking your butt in terms of plot with the manga :p

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should LJ-cut this then. But... actually I think the only person on my friends list who hasn't read the manga but has started it is Jaina. I'll cut it for her.


You didn't like my School Hard/ Spike/ Gaara parody dialogue? ::looks hurt::

[spikespeigel.livejournal.com]

Whoops. Was so wrapped up in the major plot point, that I forgot to mention that it was rather amusing. But, I'd replace pound with yen since the characters are Japanese :p

Yes, I really am anal about stuff like that.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

But then it wouldn't be referencing the Dracula episode. Not as much anyway.

And yeah, I know I'm way behind with the manga and stuff. I might point out that your icons are spoilery though, so don't be too pointing-of-your-finger at me.

[spikespeigel.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh! Well, only the manga one, and I pretty much keep that away from you. But, if it has slipped by me, I beg forgiveness :(

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

it slipped through once or twice. but i appreciate you trying.

oops!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I meant Becoming. Not School Hard.

::freaks out at the thought that her reputation as a true Spike fan and know-er of random Spike trivia might be in doubt by this latest development::

Re: oops!

[spikespeigel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wasn't gonna mention that part, but since you brought it up...

Nah, I'm just messing with ya :)

[bronwenstx.livejournal.com]

*nods* uhuh. Naruto can so kick everyone's asses. I think somewhere, or I just made the assumption. All Naruto needs is one nine-tail to kick Shukaku's big behind. Well, in mathematical terms, 1/10 of his Kyuubi's powers.

On one note. ^^ Naruto definitely has dibbs on killing Sasuke first. Mwhahahaha!!!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Naruto can so kick everyone's asses. I think somewhere, or I just made the assumption

It's almost like the question is not

"Can Naruto beat this guy?"

but

"How many people are gonna die and how many buildings are going to get blown up before Naruto gets there and kicks his ass?"

or

"Will this guy be lucky enough or smart enough to knock Naruto unconscious before he gets a chance to start fighting and thus kicks his ass?"


My favorite Naruto fight is still the one with Haku. Boy that was a long one, but it had so many layers-- Sasuke's Sharingan power waking up, the personal interactions betweewn Naruto and Sasuke, Naruto's power waking up... it was all cool and so much happened in that fight that changed a lot of things later.

Speaking of which, a random comment but isn't the continuity on this show fabulous? Like Sasuke calling Naruto a scaredy-cat in Wave Country and then 20+ episodes later (nearly a full season) Naruto calls Sasuke a scaredy-cat.

I think Kabuto's my favorite villain so far, even though he's not in this episode. He's got plans! Plans for Naruto and Sasuke and himself, all twisted up in Orochimaru's plans. I like the bad guys who are more self-serving than evil and who totally play everyone against each other. They're the most interesting.

Plus he's cute and I have this secret desire to write angry slash fic with him and Kakashi. The only problem is that I can't imagine a situation when either of them would get close enough to have something even resembling hot angry sex without one of them taking such a useful opportunity to kill the other.

This is quite

[bronwenstx.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which, a random comment but isn't the continuity on this show fabulous? Like Sasuke calling Naruto a scaredy-cat in Wave Country and then 20+ episodes later (nearly a full season) Naruto calls Sasuke a scaredy-cat.

Heh, I know. I know. It was really funny.

I think Kabuto's my favorite villain so far, even though he's not in this episode. He's got plans! Plans for Naruto and Sasuke and himself, all twisted up in Orochimaru's plans. I like the bad guys who are more self-serving than evil and who totally play everyone against each other. They're the most interesting.

My favourite villain too, ^^ because he doesn't have the stereotypical I am evil and that's the only thing it matters sort of theme. Heh, the weasel who wants to get himself involved. He probably enjoys this too.

as I was saying... LJ always cuts me of when answering via hotmail...

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

This is quite a landmark for me you know-- in no other fandom, be it anime or other, have I ever gotten the desire to write slash/yaoi before. But I'm still trying to think of a way to do Kabuto/Kakashi. Probably because I loved the way Kakashi told him "Don't mess with adults you little prick."

Re: as I was saying... LJ always cuts me of when answering via hotmail...

[bronwenstx.livejournal.com]

Lol, I smirked at that part! For some unknown reason, I was laughing at how odd that 'relationship' start. I mean, in any case. It has the whole, teacher-student feel to it because Kakashi scolding Kabuto...heh, ironic really.

As for Kabuto...oh hell yeah, he's got plans. ^^

Re: as I was saying... LJ always cuts me of when answering via hotmail...

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

For some unknown reason, I was laughing at how odd that 'relationship' start.

I know. And I don't even think of it as, "This guy is gay so he would be attracted to this guy."

My brain more goes "Wow you could cut the tension between them with a knife! I bet if they had sex it would be really hot, dirty, angry, I-hate-you-sex. Oh, that would be fun! And you could have Nine Inch Nails's Closer playing evilly in the background and it would be all dark and bad and stuff. Too bad one would probably stab the other in the belly first."

It has the whole, teacher-student feel to it because Kakashi scolding Kabuto...heh, ironic really.

It does. Like, "You think you're hot shit, well you need to be taught a lesson, boy. Nakedly with handcuffs and whips."

::sigh:: My brain is feeling dirty tonight. :D