Naruto parody, with a bit of BTVS: Becoming dialogue

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Naruto # 75

Look, Sasuke still has the shiny reflective eyes in the beginning!

Ew. Gaara is so... ugly.

Poor Temari.

Ack! Little kids getting murdered! They so couldn't show this on Toonami without editing out the cool stuff. This show could get a lot darker, but even now the parts that are dark are already darker than Inu Yasha, which is on Adult Swim. This show so needs to be on Adult Swim.

Ha! A Kakashi scene. I like Kakashi scenes.

Okay, the art in this episode is whacked. It's varying between good and bad in the same episode. Odd.

Naruto! SUGOI! I loved that entrance!

::nods head and thinks again about how much Naruto could kick everyone's ass::


Gaara: I have a demon.
Naruto: Well I have one too.
Gaara: Mine's badder!
Naruto: Wanna bet!?!
Gaara: I used mine to kill all my little friends in elementry school!
Naruto: Those are just little kids! My demon murdered 2/3 of an entire village of trained ninjas!
Gaara: My village is so terrified of me and everyone hates me!
Naruto: Everyone in my village hates me too!
Gaara: My demon could beat up your demon anyday!
Naruto: Oh yeah?! Well mine could beat up yours--- TODAY!
Gaara: You wanna have a go at it then?
Naruto: Yeah, right now!
Gaara: Ok, first let me kill this guy.

::they both look at Sasuke konked out on the tree limb::

Naruto: Sure, oka--- I mean, NO! Absolutely not!
Gaara: But he's my prey! He's my happy meal on legs!
Naruto: Look here, you can't kill Sasuke!
Gaara: Why not?
Naruto: Because he's a jackass and I have dibbs on killing him first. And Sakura would hit me.
Gaara: You're whipped.
Naruto: I am not!
Gaara: Are too!
Naruto: Am not!
Gaara: Are too!
Naruto: Okay, this ends now! My demon is SOOOOOO gonna squash your demon! And it's cooler looking, too!

::They fight. Naruto's demon is in fact cooler looking, because it's all red and fiery orange instead of a dirty tan and purple combination.::

::The fight stops mid-way when the demons realize they know each other and in fact, the Sand Demon still owes the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon ten pounds from way back with that thing that time. Reluctantly the Sand Demon pays up, and they become friends again, and then everyone goes home and lives happily ever after::

Comments

as I was saying... LJ always cuts me of when answering via hotmail...

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

This is quite a landmark for me you know-- in no other fandom, be it anime or other, have I ever gotten the desire to write slash/yaoi before. But I'm still trying to think of a way to do Kabuto/Kakashi. Probably because I loved the way Kakashi told him "Don't mess with adults you little prick."

Re: as I was saying... LJ always cuts me of when answering via hotmail...

[bronwenstx.livejournal.com]

Lol, I smirked at that part! For some unknown reason, I was laughing at how odd that 'relationship' start. I mean, in any case. It has the whole, teacher-student feel to it because Kakashi scolding Kabuto...heh, ironic really.

As for Kabuto...oh hell yeah, he's got plans. ^^

Re: as I was saying... LJ always cuts me of when answering via hotmail...

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

For some unknown reason, I was laughing at how odd that 'relationship' start.

I know. And I don't even think of it as, "This guy is gay so he would be attracted to this guy."

My brain more goes "Wow you could cut the tension between them with a knife! I bet if they had sex it would be really hot, dirty, angry, I-hate-you-sex. Oh, that would be fun! And you could have Nine Inch Nails's Closer playing evilly in the background and it would be all dark and bad and stuff. Too bad one would probably stab the other in the belly first."

It has the whole, teacher-student feel to it because Kakashi scolding Kabuto...heh, ironic really.

It does. Like, "You think you're hot shit, well you need to be taught a lesson, boy. Nakedly with handcuffs and whips."

::sigh:: My brain is feeling dirty tonight. :D