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As as Texan who has spent nights sleeping with a sheet over my face to prevent the swarms of mosquitoes coming through the hole in the screen from eating me alive and who regularly wanders into my kitchen at 2AM and sees fat and lively roaches skittering away from the light into the floor cracks, to you I say: Bitch, please. ;P

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Honey, you haven't seen mosquitos till you've been to Australia, where fly screens and liberal doses of mosquito repellant are a must, lest you be eaten alive by the bastards. Oh, and forget about wearing perfume in summer, lest you want a whole army buzzing around you permanently.

I love Australia - bug capital of the world ;)

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spent nights sleeping with a sheet over my face to prevent the swarms of mosquitoes

I love California. I'm never leaving this place.

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yeah... but isn't everyone in Australia beautiful and fun at parties? That should count for something. (according to my Navy brother...)

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Oh, of course! ;)

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Did I mention the giant bees in Georgia that infested the dorm building next to mine this year and would get in my window and dive-bomb my lamp at night when I was trying to read in bed? Or hey! Scorpions! We got your scorpions in Texas! And fire ants! Lots and lots of fire ants!

On the other hand, we also have hornytoads, which are so cute, docile, and pettable they almost make up for everything else.

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About a month ago, we had these huge black bumblebees, just over half the size of my thumb (and fat), caught in our house. 3 times in two weeks. I think it might have been the same bee #2 for the third time, but I can't be sure.

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Somehow the thought of the repeat bee really amuses me.

And I went looking for hornytoads on Google and OMG LOOK AT THE CUTENESS OF THIS PICTURE EEEE EEEE EEEESQUEAK!! *swoops on hornytoad and cuddles it*

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h8 u!

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http://users.livejournal.com/_ri/

Offtopic, this, but who is that on your mood icon?

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It's monkey!boy. :) Um... Ritsu from Fruits Basket

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cute. Not a toad though. ::confuzzeled::

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Use netspeak in my LJ under anything less than extreme mocking situations, and someone's going to die, mon amie, ma cherie, my friend.

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I killx0rz you.

That's not netspeak, that's l337!

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::murders you::

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Thanks! Bit of a Relena-lookalike, he is. :D

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::sighs:: really, though, I don't like that stuff. My appreciation of netspeak extends to "teh" and the occasional incomprehensible sentence used only in situations of specifically mocking badfic, badfic reviews, and B/A Ducks.

I've noticed a few people replacing o with 0 lately and I don't like it. It's hard to read and makes me grumpy.

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Silly girl, I'm only doing it because OMG YOU HAVE NO MOSQUITOES I KILL YOU!

And sometimes in a facetious sort of way.

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Silly girl, I'm only doing it because OMG YOU HAVE NO MOSQUITOES I KILL YOU!

I know that. But it's gripe. Humor my gripes.
:pout:

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Technically the name of the animal is 'horned lizard', but any Texan worth his/her salt calls it a 'hornytoad'. :D Which gets us weird looks from non-Texans, yo.

(pssssst...can you tell me where I can find/download early "Naruto" manga? My friend

beatgeek sent me volume 1, and I'd quite like to see more.)

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HIS MONKEY PAIN IS SO DEEEEEEEEP

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*pinches cheeks* Aw, you're so cute!

AHHH! Your icon moves!

*runs off to work until closing time, wills Naruto to DL faster*

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Like the deepest spazziest well.

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Deep like Avril.

(Ritsu+Harmony=OMG-OTP!)

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