You know you watch too much Law&Order:SVU when you take a nap and dream that Fruits Basket really takes place in New York and Detectives Benson and Stabler and Munch and Ice T raid the Sohma complex and arrest half the family for child abuse and neglect.
And the good is that they arrest Akito and Yuki's mom and Kyo's biological father and Momiji's mom-- but the bad is that they also take Hatori in on suspicion.
Then you wake up and think what a weird fanfic that would be, but wouldn't it be nice if it could actually happen cause god some of them ought to serve jail time.
And the good is that they arrest Akito and Yuki's mom and Kyo's biological father and Momiji's mom-- but the bad is that they also take Hatori in on suspicion.
Then you wake up and think what a weird fanfic that would be, but wouldn't it be nice if it could actually happen cause god some of them ought to serve jail time.
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Date: 2005-06-30 06:41 am (UTC)One of the most frustrating things about FB was the way I kept thinking, "DIE! Go to PRISON! or DIE! Now!" at the nastier characters.
*gives your imagination a cookie*
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Date: 2005-06-30 08:48 am (UTC)I sometimes get this desire to write a really self-indulgent fic that basically goes:
"And one random Thursday the police raided the Sohma house and arrested Akito, who was then tried for assualt and child abuse and thrown in jail without parole. And Kazuma assumed subsitute leadership of the estate and power of attorney, and he made everything right, and everyone else lived happily ever after."