a family of special victims if ever there was one

[timepiececlock]

You know you watch too much Law&Order:SVU when you take a nap and dream that Fruits Basket really takes place in New York and Detectives Benson and Stabler and Munch and Ice T raid the Sohma complex and arrest half the family for child abuse and neglect.

And the good is that they arrest Akito and Yuki's mom and Kyo's biological father and Momiji's mom-- but the bad is that they also take Hatori in on suspicion.

Then you wake up and think what a weird fanfic that would be, but wouldn't it be nice if it could actually happen cause god some of them ought to serve jail time.

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[herongale]

*dies*

That should be fanfic. That would be funny, funny fanfic.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Please please write it for me!

Just imgine Akito sitting in the cell, whining and moping, until Elliot gets disgusted and decides to skip the formalities and just scare living crap out of Akito for fun, lifting him up by his shirt collar and swinging him around or something, meanwhile yelling in his face.

That's probably why any version I make would be no good-- all self-indulgent Akito character-bashing.