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[timepiececlock]

Toyota car commercial: What would it be like...if the air were cleaner?

Rashaka: I'd stop wishing I still lived in Northern California every time I looked at the horizon.

Toyota car commercial: Would the grass... be greener?

Rashaka: NO YOU STUPID FUCKS IT WOULDN'T. CARBON FUCKING DIOXIDE MAKES THE GRASS GREENER. I WEEP FOR YOUR BRAINS. PHOTOSYNTHESIS IS LIKE SIXTH GRADE SCIENCE HOUR. TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS KNOW MORE THAN YOU, AND YOU BUILD CARS.

Rashaka: p.s. go call your mothers and apologize to them for being stupid on television.

Comments

[rainjewel.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You just made my day.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

If you think of it when you see the commercial next time, then my work is done.

You know, I hate that commercial so much that I actually went and looked photosynthesis just to be sure I was absolutely right before I ranted about it here. Somehow it was almost worse after that, though. Like, before I knew it was stupid based on my memory of every science natural or bio class I've taken since middle school, but looking up and confirming it made the stupidity that much more real and inescapable.

[rainjewel.livejournal.com]

*pets* *gives you cookie*

Nah, aside from being really fucking stupid I don't appreciate the pompous, condescending tone either. However I'm lazy so I'll settle for your rants and throwing leftover Diet Coke cans at the television screen instead of writing letters.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

::munches on cookie::

Dude, I gotta make rants more often if this is what I get.